I had a friend Mike Smith when I was living in London he was also an American he was a very good artist and in those days the English were easily fooled by fake credentials so he made some fake credentials for a paper called the Chicago citizen which didn't even exist and we used to use these credentials to get into places we didn't belong like ask an opening day and the premiere of
I'm sitting there you are meant to be there baby and I asked afterwards he turns to me and he introduces himself as if it didn't know who he was and I tell him my name and he said well why are you here and he said I said well I'm from the Chicago citizen the Chicago citizen he says I said yeah it's a new paper.