Physical Evidence of an Alien Encounter - Joe Simonton - DEBRIEFED ep. 50

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April 18, 1961. Joe Simonton, a 54-year-old plumber and chicken farmer, is having breakfast
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when all of a sudden, in his backyard, a giant flying saucer descends from above,
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hovering about a foot over the ground. Curious to see who it was, Joe makes his way outside
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to notice that a hatch is already open. A small human-like figure hands Joe a jug and signing to
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him to fill it up with water. After filling it up and returning it to the visitor, he is then handed
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possibly the strangest and most bizarre piece of physical evidence ever recorded in UFO history.
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A pancake. This is the story of Joe Simonton.
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I live in northeastern Arizona, east of Snowflake. And in 1993, I was hiking on 60-acre
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years my son and I had just gotten. And there was a spaceship and I communicated with the
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beings on the ship and they told me they'd be back in 30 years. And in 2023,
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I wasn't even thinking about it, but there was a voice. It's been 30 years.
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And I've been communicating with them ever since. The last time was last night.
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another episode of Debriefed. My name is Chris Ramsey.
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And today we're going to be taking a look at one of the most bizarre, unexplainable,
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and completely strange encounters in history. This is the story of Joe Simonton. Before we dive deep
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into this case and diving deep, we will, as our research team over at Area 52 went well above and
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beyond to find not only a lot of the evidence that was presented back in 1961, but a lot of the
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corroborating sightings that happened in that area around the exact same time. And you'll want to stick
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around because we actually made these famous pancakes. All that coming up. But before we get into any of that,
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I just want to say that our out of body merch is currently still available. These go fast. We've,
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I think in the first day, half of the stock was gone. So I'm not even sure if by the time I'm recording
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this, that any of it will be available, but do check it out. Area52.shop. Plus we got all the MJ12 stuff,
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got a whole bunch of stuff going on over there if you want to check it out. And folks, we just paid the bills.
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Like this video, subscribe, hit the notification bell. It is time to get into one of the wackiest,
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zaniest, dare I say strangest cases in all of UFO history. This is the case of Joe Simonton and his
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alien pancakes. In here, we've got newspaper clippings. We've got reports from Project Blue Book.
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We've got reports from NICAP. We've got judges demanding the samples of the evidence. We've got
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the Air Force actually doing a deep analysis on these pancakes or cookies. We've got witness
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testimonies. This is actually a really, really fascinating case. And most people only know about
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the surface level stuff. But to give you an idea about what this case is, April 18th, 1961,
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the landing. So Joe Simonton, a chicken farmer and a plumber, had just finished a late breakfast when
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he heard a rushing, whirring noise like knobby tires on wet pavement. Stepping outside, he watched a
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brilliant metallic disc drop vertically and hover a few feet above his driveway. The craft stood roughly
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12 feet high and 30 feet across, brighter than chrome. No windows were visible. The air hummed
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like a big electric motor. Inside the hatch, the color was black, like wrought iron. Control boards
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about two feet high and four feet long lie in the wall. Belts or cables clipped at each man's waist.
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Three occupants, five feet tall, about 120 pounds, wore black two-piece suits with turtleneck tops,
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snug caps down to the eyebrows, no buttons, zippers or visible shoes. Their complexions were dark
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and Simonton thought they looked Italian, mid-20s to early 30s. Oh folks, it gets stranger yet.
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One handed a silvery two-handled jug and motioned for water. Simonton filled it at his basement pump.
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He's quoted here,
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I handed the water up to the man. As he took it, I balanced my left hand on the side of the saucer.
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No burn, no radioactivity. Then I stepped back. The man gave me a salute with the back of his hand
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and I returned our salute. Simonton gestured toward a second figure, cooking on a flameless square
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griddle. The being passed him four hot perforated cakes. Simonton tasted one immediately and is quoted
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saying it tasted exactly like cardboard. The hatch sealed so smoothly, quote, you couldn't see where
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it had been. The disc rose 20 feet, tilted south at 45 degrees and shot away in about two seconds.
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The blast bending pine treetops. This is the broad strokes of the encounter. We're going to get into
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Simonton's actual witness testimony, as well as what I find most intriguing is all of the follow-up to
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this case. Folks, I just wanted to interject and take a second to thank David Marler from the UFO
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National Archive in Albuquerque, New Mexico. I reached out to David because in the files that
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are available online, namely the CUFOS file, which is the organization made by J. Allen Hynek,
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but also the NICAP and APRO files, nowhere to be found are the drawings that Joe Simonton himself
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made. Two drawings are missing from those files. It is the drawing of the craft that he himself drew out,
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and the drawing of the jug handed to him by this extraterrestrial being. So David Marler was not
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only nice enough to send me a picture of each of them, which I have here, and you're seeing this for
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the first time on the internet. That is the jug that he drew, which is a little strange, and this is the
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UFO that he drew. But David also sent us a picture of the actual pancake. You might be looking at an
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actual extraterrestrial pancake held by David Marler. So thank you so much to David, and I'll leave the
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link to the UFO archive below. Also, folks, I have taken the time to actually cook up,
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according to the deep analysis and research of what these pancakes were made of. I actually took
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the time to make some of them. They do smell like cardboard. Stay tuned to the end of the video.
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I'm actually going to try one of these. And if you want to see me actually make these,
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I'll be uploading a behind the scenes video on Sunday for the members. Check that out. All right,
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back to the video. A few things that are really interesting that we should note here,
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the rushing, whirring noise like knobby tires on wet pavement. This is not uncommon when looking into
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different cases around the same time. There was the Staffordshire witness who said that she
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had heard this sound, what sounded like water being poured out, like hot water being poured out.
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I heard this terrific noise. It was just like a giant cauldron of water being poured onto a fire,
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a shh sort of noise, you know.
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Maybe this is the sound of the craft sort of, I don't know, phasing in or something. Also interesting
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and maybe not even related, but many people who've had out-of-body experiences say they hear this loud
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wave crashing or whooshing sound during the out-of-body experience. So is he potentially
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experiencing some interdimensional phenomenon that happens to make this sound when interacting with it?
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I don't know. I don't know. We're just throwing it out there.
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The next thing I want to talk about is the hatch. The hatch closed and he's quoted as saying,
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you couldn't see where it had been. I could give you a list of probably a hundred witnesses that say
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the same thing. If we look at recently, we talked about Antonio Villas-Boas. This gentleman in 1957
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got picked up by a bunch of little beings and he said the same thing. Aside from the color of the craft,
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which is like wrought iron, something akin to what Bob Lazar describes as a pewter color of the craft,
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I thought was very interesting. And finally, the craft rose in the air, tilted at a 45 degree angle
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before shooting off. This is extremely common.
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And this thing, the size of a Prius, blacker than black, reared up 45 degrees and then shot up into
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the sky faster than anything he'd ever seen. In so many cases, including the craft mentioned by Bob
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Lazar, that somehow with the emitters and the amplifiers, the craft has to sort of tilt before
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it goes into this really fast mode. There are three amplifiers.
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The way in which it's propelled are two different ways. There's what they call Omicron configuration,
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where the craft is using one generator, or a delta configuration, where it's utilizing all three.
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Delta configuration would be for space travel. Essentially, the craft will tilt up on its side,
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as opposed to a science fiction movie where you see a flying saucer moving around. The craft will tilt
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up on its side, focus the three gravity generators to a single point and move through space that way.
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We also are reminded of Westall, the sighting at Westall where the craft as well, there's this
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famous Polaroid that I'll pull up here, where the craft went to its side before taking off.
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So are these crafts all using the same technology? Are they all built at the same factory?
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Is this just something that you need to do to travel really fast? I don't know. But it's interesting.
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And not to mention the gimbal footage. This seems also like something we witnessed in 2017 when that
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footage was released, that the craft looked like it stopped and then started tilting on its axis.
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So immediately we're looking at things that seem to corroborate future sightings,
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or at least that act as a genesis to all the other reports. Now, most people stop there when it comes
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to Joe Simonton. They think, well, this guy's clearly gone mad. He's clearly gone insane.
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We'll save that for a bit later because very reputable, credible, and trustworthy people
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will actually vouch for Joe Simonton's mental health. And the fact that he is a standup person
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and really a pillar in the community. He's not someone who is known to exaggerate, lie,
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or make things up. And the fact that, you know, he really didn't profit from any of this,
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I think should also be noted. So during the same hour, Savino Borgo driving Highway 70 about a mile
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west saw a metallic disc lift diagonally and fly parallel to the road, silent, shiny, and gone in
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moments. Here is his testimony in the Milwaukee Sentinel, April 28, 1961. Savino Borgo, about 50,
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Eagle River insurance agent and scoutmaster, said he had seen the saucer while driving on Highway 70
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about a mile from Simonton's home. He said it rose diagonally and flew west generally parallel to Highway
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70 about the time that Simonton said he saw it.
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Jack Long, who runs a market near Boulder Junction, and Gib Sanborn, Wisconsin State Employment Service
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Office manager at Eagle River, both told of recently citing saucers. And then Simonton goes on to saying
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that he had received a bail of letters from people particularly in the Fort Atkinson area who said
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they had seen flying saucers, but had not had the courage to report their findings in the face of
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ridicule they expected. So that, my friends, is an incredibly interesting little piece of corroborative
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evidence that I think many people omit to this story, that in the same hour, the same craft described
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by Simonton was seen in that general vicinity also flying diagonally in the same direction. But then,
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sometime between April 18th, the landing, and April 21st, Joe Simonton brought a single pancake
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to County Judge Frank W. Carter. On April 21st, Carter forwarded that specimen to NICAP
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in Washington for laboratory analysis. And NICAP is actually pretty interesting. So it's one of the
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most prominent civilian UFO research organizations in the United States, especially during the 50s and
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the 60s. This was founded in 1956 by none other than Thomas Townsend Brown. I think I hear Jesse
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Michaels ears burning from here. It later came under the leadership of retired Marine Major Donald E.
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Kehoe, who became the most public face of the organization. NICAP stands for National Investigations
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Committee on Aerial Phenomenon. It should also be noted that NICAP helped fund the Condon Committee,
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which went on from 66 to 68, which was like a government funded organization to see if there
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was a there there regarding UFOs. And then, you know, the famous Condon report came out saying that,
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no, nothing's going on. Nothing to see here, folks. Move it along. There was also another sighting on
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April 18th, 1961. And this is the report given to NICAP at the time. This is from Mrs. Paul Cooper
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and Daughters. So this is the report that you would have to fill out. This is Mrs. Paul Cooper. So I'm
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guessing Paul Cooper's wife, occupation housewife. They give the address here, the telephone number,
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and the date of observation being April 18th, 1961. Within the same area, how long did you see
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the object three to five minutes? The weather conditions? It was dusk. Position of the sun or
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moon. We were east. The object was traveling north and sighted in the west. She describes it as
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seemingly revolving, which is interesting. The object also seemed to be brighter than the background of
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the sky. It wasn't standing still, but it might have been giving off smoke. Okay. So did she see an
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airplane? Did she see a possible UFO crash? Who knows? She says the object was sharply outlined
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and looked like a bright star. It looked, it was perhaps self-luminous and perhaps reflecting.
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She said it had a curved, bright streak, curved as a comet might be, if orbiting. She says it seemed to me
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like something traveling across the sky in a sort of orbit. And the reason she reported this is because
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she read in the newspaper later on of Joe Simonton's report and then remembered what she saw. And that's
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why she wanted to submit this retroactively. But alas, we don't have a solid description of an object.
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It seemed like a defined object that was rotating, that was emitting a light,
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but also had some type of trail that was curved. Who knows what she was seeing? Was that the same
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object? It happened to be on the same day, which I think is interesting and definitely worth mentioning.
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So following this on April 19th, somewhere between April 19th and April 21, we don't exactly know
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because there isn't any real evidence here or any paper trail, but Joe hands over the pancakes to
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County judge Frank W. Carter. And then on April 21st, Carter forwarded that specimen to NICAP in
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Washington for laboratory analysis. Carter saying, today I forward you a cake alleged to have been
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taken from a UFO that landed on Mr. Joseph Simonton's farm, kindly arrange scientific analysis and advise
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whether similar specimens have ever been reported. Now, between April 21 and April 22, this is where
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things begin to get a little complex. Because this is when the story hits the wires.
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Meanwhile, the pancakes are sent off to being tested. And this will all in a second alert the Air Force.
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But before we get there, let's look at these articles.
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Got cakes from saucermen is claim of Joe Simonton. This is from the Three Lakes News.
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The alleged landing and contact between three men and a flying saucer.
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And Joe Simonton, 54-year-old Eagle River plumber, has rocketed to first statewide.
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And then nationwide attention since it broke to the public shortly after noon Saturday.
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Simonton claims he received several small pancake-shaped pieces of food from visitors from outer space.
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He turned over one of the cakes about three inches in diameter and perforated with many little small
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holes to Judge Frank Carter, who said he sent them to Washington, D.C. organization
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investigating unidentified flying objects.
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The National Press Services became interested in the story, picked it up, and received confirmation
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from Washington that the cakes had been received.
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But a lab report based on an analysis of the cakes would be unavailable until Friday, April 28,
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or as late as Monday of next week.
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Meanwhile, the story simmers.
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And the question rages, what is behind the incredible report from Joe Simonton?
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The claimed landing of the flying saucer was said to have occurred about 11 a.m. on Tuesday,
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April 18, but Simonton said he was reluctant to spread the word, realizing some would claim
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his experience was preposterous.
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He said he was attracted to his yard when he heard a noise outside and the saucer gleaming
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silver brighter than chrome had landed in his yard.
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He said about 12 feet from top to bottom and about 30 feet in diameter.
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Simonton said the hatch opened about five feet from the ground and he could see three men in
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the machine.
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He said one of the men, dressed in a black two-piece suit, held up a jug, which appeared to be of
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the same material as the spaceship.
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Well, that's interesting.
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That's something I didn't know.
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And motioned to indicate he would like water.
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Simonton said he took the jug, hurried to the house to comply, and brought it back to
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the men.
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He judged they were about five feet in height and weighed about 125 pounds.
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He said they were smooth-shaved and appeared to resemble those of Italian descent.
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He does not recall hearing them speak to each other or to him.
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Simonton said he looked into the interior of the spaceship and said it was the color of black
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wrought iron.
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He said he could see several instrument panels and he could hear a slow whining sound, like
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the hum of a generator.
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It appeared one of the men in the ship was frying food on a flameless grill, and Simonton said
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he motioned to indicate an interest in their food.
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He said one of them, dressed in black, but with a narrow red trim along the trouser, handed
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him three of the small cakes, which he has shown to authorities in Eagle River, which he
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apparently also ate.
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He ate one, which is insane.
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That's an insane thing to do.
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You know, we're told at a young age not to take candies from a stranger, but I have yet
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to be told not to eat pancakes from an alien.
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So this is something interesting that I didn't know before either.
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He recalls along the edge of the saucer.
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He noted exhaust pipes about six or seven inches in diameter.
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Now, the rest of the articles echo roughly the same story.
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It said that this story was told to attorney Calvin A. Burton of Villas County and that Burton
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eventually said that Simonton sounded sincere.
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Now, how sincere did Simon sound?
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Well, here's an interview of Simonton talking about the interaction.
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Have a look.
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Right here is where this flying saucer, this UFO landed.
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Right here about where I'm standing.
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And it was a big, huge thing.
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And I wondered what the heck it was.
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I was in my kitchen having a bite of lunch.
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And I turned around, put the dishes in the sink, and I looked out the window.
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And that's when I first saw this thing coming straight down, just like an elevator.
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And first I thought the roof went off of my house.
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And I thought, no, the roof is green and this is bright.
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What the heck is it?
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So I rushed out to see what it was.
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And by that time, there was a hatchway opening up in the top of it, just like the trunk of
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your car.
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And then there stood a little man.
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I say a little man, about five foot tall, holding up a jug or a container.
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And he motioned, he wanted a drink.
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He motioned for water.
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So I walked up to him to get this jug.
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And I looked at his eyes, and they were so penetrating that I had to look away.
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So I went to the basement to get this water.
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And I thought, well, they want water, so I'll take it up to them and see what happens.
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And with that, I brought the water up.
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And he was looking at me when I first came out of the basement.
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But I didn't look at his face until I got right up to him.
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And then I looked up, and I handed the jug up with both hands.
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And I had that same look in his eyes, sort of a penetrating look.
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And when he took the water, I bounced myself with this hand against the machine.
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And I stepped back a few steps.
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And then, with that, he set the jug down.
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And he gave me a salute with the back of his hand, a gesture of thanks, I presume.
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And then, well, I gave him a salute.
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What am I going to do?
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So I noticed this little man, the same size of a man, right beside the right side of the hatchway,
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cooking these pancakes, which I have one here yet.
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He was frying these pancakes.
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And I pointed to him and made a gesture like eating.
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I thought maybe I'd get a conversation out of him.
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Nobody was saying anything.
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But he didn't say a word.
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He just reached over, and he got a handful of them, four of them, and he handed them down to me.
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And they were hot and greasy.
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And this man cooking these pancakes, it was on a square grill-like concern.
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I couldn't see any flame, but it seemed to be very hot.
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There was smoke coming from it.
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And if that was their food, God help them, because I took a bite of one of them,
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and it tasted like a piece of cardboard.
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And if that's what they lived on, no wonder they're small.
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And with that, he reached up, and he closed his hatch with a heavy thud click-like latch.
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And you couldn't a bit more see where that hatch was, and you could see a hole in my hand.
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And with that, the thing started to raise, just like it came down.
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Everything was time-perfect.
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It went up about 20 feet.
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It tilted a 45-degree straight south and shot off.
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And within two or three seconds, it was out of sight.
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Well, there I stood in the driveway with a handful of greasy pancakes in my mouth open,
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wondering what the heck I saw.
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What had happened?
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Interesting to hear him describe the jug that looked like a trophy of some kind,
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like one of those generic trophies.
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And also that he wasn't afraid.
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He says there was nothing to be afraid of.
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That he was a deputy sheriff, and he lives right, and he doesn't get scared.
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Here's where it gets interesting.
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He says, so I walked up to him to get this jug, and I looked at his eyes.
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They were so penetrating that I had to look away.
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When I brought the water up, he was looking at me when I came out of the basement.
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I didn't look at his face until I got right up to him.
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Then I looked up and handed the jug with both hands.
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He had some sort of penetrating look in his eyes.
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So the interesting thing here is the penetrating look in his eyes.
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You know, he goes from saying that he wasn't scared, he's not scared of anything, to I couldn't look this guy in the eye.
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Because it was so penetrating.
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Maybe just like so many other cases of extraterrestrial encounters, the eyes play a big factor in how telepathy is used.
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We often hear of the greys interacting with certain experiencers or abductees.
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And they say that when they look in the eyes, they're kind of locked in and fixed in and sort of hypnotized.
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Even Dan Barish says that the eyes are used to sort of help the pumping or flowing of endorphins into your own body.
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And it feels like you're falling into them.
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So it looked like a large pupil, basically.
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When you look into his eyes, you feel like you're going to fall into his eyes forever.
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And I think that probably had something to do with the telepathic nature of his mental structure.
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So maybe there is something universal among all these species in which you need eye contact in order for communication to happen.
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And since Joe wasn't going to let that happen, he instead opted for sign language, which seemed to work out in his favor anyways.
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And he does describe them as Italian.
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So I think it's fun that they talk with their hands.
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Stranger and stranger this story.
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So this story hits the news.
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It goes nationwide.
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It goes bananas.
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Meanwhile, Judge Carter took the pancakes and sent them out for analysis to NICAP.
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Now, NICAP has to do damage control.
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They have a reputation to maintain.
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So they had to put out some of the fires during this time.
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The press was also clawing and chomping at the bit because people were really interested about this story.
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This was just a fascinating, different take.
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You know, this is a really prominent time for UFO sightings and alien encounters.
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But this one, you know, kind of takes the cake.
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No pun intended.
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So among all of the press's interests, here's just a list of telephone notes from Bob Shogan, the writer of Newsweek, who called.
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You had news director from WIKB in Iron City.
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Bud Meyer from Minneapolis, KSTP.
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George Popovich from Akron.
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And these are all different press organizations that were trying to get the results at the time.
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Meanwhile, Professor Charles Maney, who was a prominent UFO researcher and physicist at the time.
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He also served as president of the Borderland Sciences Research Association, or BSRA, which was a group that studied fringe sciences and metaphysics and other unexplained phenomena at the time.
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But he was a board member of NICAP.
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So one pancake goes to local authorities, which ends up eventually going to the Air Force.
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One was consumed by Joe and the other was sent to Charles Maney of NICAP and BSRA.
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So Charles Maney, who is going to be testing this, gets orders from NICAP to literally get rid of this thing.
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This thing is causing us a nightmare.
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The press is making a mockery of this.
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And, you know, we're trying to do some serious work here.
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We're not trying to, you know, become some ridiculous organization that tests intergalactic pancakes.
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NICAP urges Charles Maney to write a letter and send the sample to the FDA, the Food and Drug Administration.
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Dear Charles, the enclosed artifact is allegedly an extraterrestrial pancake.
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What next?
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The minute I read the cover letter, I knew this story would be an ideal setup for the newswires,
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who just love to carry the most ridiculous of contactee stories.
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My fears were justified because within an hour, UPI was on the phone.
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Their Chicago bureau had notified them that the pancake had been sent to us for analysis and they wanted our reaction.
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I told them NICAP was highly skeptical due to the nature of the report, but that we would make an attempt to analyze it and check up on the report.
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I emphasize that our case rested on serious reports from many competent observers.
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It remains to be seen what kind of publicity will result.
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Needless to say, we want no publicity based on such a case unless and until we are able to state something concrete about the artifact and the originator of the report.
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Unfortunately, we have no subcommittee in the Eagle River area and the nature of the report gave me pause in regard to who might analyze the substance.
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Perhaps it would be better to ignore the case, but we want to be objective and the claim apparently is made in all seriousness.
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Could you or Professor Meltz analyze it privately for us?
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As mentioned here, the UPI being the press organization, I guess, is just nonstop hammering these guys, being like, hey, what's going on with their pancake?
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So that is April 25th.
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Okay.
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But now, folks, here's where the government gets involved.
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You see, Dr. J. Allen Hynek, renowned astrophysicist and Project Blue Book consultant,
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is called in to see if he can substantiate this case or to see if these claims are at all verifiable.
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So Dr. J. Allen Hynek and Major Robert Friend interviewed Simonton on site, photographed the driveway, collected soil and vegetation,
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and requested the pancake sample from NICAP for government testing.
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We shall get into Dr. J. Allen Hynek's lengthy report a little bit later as it really puts a nice ribbon on all of this.
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But prior to that, Dr. J. Allen Hynek also visits the Lorbecki Farm on April 27th.
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So Brent Lorbecki, Tom Hunt, Mrs. Lorbecki, and Adrian Lorbecki were all witnesses.
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This is from J. Allen Hynek.
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We are at the Tony Lorbecki Farm residence about 12 miles east of Eagle River, where another saucer sighting was reported.
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Thursday, April 27th. The first person to witness the second sighting is Tom Hunt. Is that correct?
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Yes, sir.
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And how old are you?
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17, sir.
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Can you tell us what you saw?
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At first, I didn't realize it was a flying saucer or an unidentified object. I thought it was a plane.
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I was just looking at the moon.
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And what time of day was this?
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This was about 25 or 20 till 7.
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And I noticed it had a funny shape to it.
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Was that during the evening?
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Yes, during the evening.
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And I told Brent, and he looked.
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He didn't believe me at first, and he wasn't going to look.
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I told him to look.
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I jumped out of the car to look, and he looked too.
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Then he ran into the house and told his mother and brother and sister.
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When Tom reported this sighting to you, Brent, what was your first reaction?
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Well, we were sitting in the car at first, and when he first said,
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Brent, you want to see a flying saucer?
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And I said, you're crazy.
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And he says, I ain't kidding you, Brent.
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I jumped out of the car and looked, and sure enough, I couldn't believe my own eyes.
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But there it was, right before me.
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Can you describe what it looked like?
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Oh, it was a big, discular object, probably between 40 and 50 feet in diameter,
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and around 15 feet high, I would say.
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And it was like if you would put two pie plates together.
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That is roughly what it looked like.
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It had more of a rounded top.
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What direction did it seem to be flying in?
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Well, it was flying north to south.
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Can you tell me how high it was?
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Any way of estimating that?
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Oh, I would say probably 4,000 or 5,000 feet high.
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Are you familiar with other type of flying objects?
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Helicopters?
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Satellites?
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You have seen all of these in the air before.
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Yes, I have seen them.
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And this object definitely was not an object of this type.
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No, it wasn't, sir.
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What did you do then after you and Tom had gotten out of the car and were watching this object?
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Then you called your family out, is that correct?
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That is true.
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We watched it for a short period of time.
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And I ran into the house and said,
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Ma, you want to see a flying saucer?
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She just sort of snickered at me.
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She thought I was joking.
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I says, I'm not kidding, Ma.
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I says, come to the window.
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She came over by the window and looked out and she agreed.
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Well, was it a joke, Mrs. Lorbecki?
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No, it wasn't a joke.
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I saw it in the sky, just as plain as the boys described it.
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Could you describe it in your own words for us?
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Well, in my own words, I would say that it was the first words I said were that it was as Joe Symington had seen it in Eagle River.
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He is the plumber in Eagle River who reported that he even visited with the inhabitants of the saucer.
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That is right.
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Are you familiar with Joe Symington?
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Have you known him before?
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No, I have never known him.
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I see.
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When Joe first reported that he had seen a flying saucer, that he had talked with the inhabitants,
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what was your reaction when you heard that story?
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Well, I didn't believe it.
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How about now?
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Well, I believe it more so, yes, of course.
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When did you see this flying object, Adrian?
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I was just in the house and Brent came in and told us to look out of the window.
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It was maybe 20 till 7 when I looked out the window.
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And what did you see?
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Well, it seemed to me just like the guy in Eagle River described it.
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Like two bowls or pie plates put together.
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It seemed to me the same on top as it was on the bottom.
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Could you tell how fast it was going?
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How long did you sight it in the sky?
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Well, I saw it for maybe two or three minutes.
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That's all.
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Brent, have any military authorities or governmental agencies questioned you about this sighting?
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No, they haven't.
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There has been no attempt made to get in touch with you?
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No, sir.
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Are any of you people familiar with Judge Carter, the judge in Eagle River?
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Tom, how well do you know him?
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Have you ever heard him speak on the subject of flying saucers?
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No.
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I have never heard him speak on the subject of flying saucers.
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I understand there is an agency or a society within Eagle River which concerns itself with
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the study of unidentified flying objects.
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Are any of you people familiar with this organization or members of it, perhaps?
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No, we aren't.
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So that was the Lorbecki's farmland in Eagle River just 10 days after.
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Another piece of corroborating evidence.
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The plot, folks, thickens.
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Now we fast forward a few weeks.
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This is on April 27th.
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And remember, we will eventually get to Dr. J. Allen Hynek's report.
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And I'll save that for a little bit later.
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Right after this testimony, we have a letter on April 29th from, again, Charles Maney in
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the Department of Physics in Ohio writing yet another letter to the FDA.
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And he's saying here, since Professor Meltz, who is the person who should have taken the
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sample, is in the hospital and cannot possibly be in a position to return to the laboratory
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for some time, I am regrettably returning to you all of this material on the Eagle River
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case.
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He says there is a remote possibility that this case is genuine and that the cake could
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be divided into two or three parts for analysis.
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He also says that it appears to be getting moldy rather rapidly within the last few hours.
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We now have a letter on May 2nd from Major Kehoe at NICAP to Alexander Mabain.
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Alexander is the chemist who will take care of the analysis of a portion of the pancake.
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Major Kehoe says, Dear Lex, enclosed is one slightly moldy extraterrestrial pancake.
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So what else is new?
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I recommend immediate refrigeration of the artifact before reading further.
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In case you have not heard of this contactee case, I'm enclosing the original letter from
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Judge Carter and the Newswire story.
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We sent the pancake to Professor Maney, hoping Professor Meltz could analyze it, but Meltz
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has been hospitalized and Professor Maney suggested you.
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Can you do anything with it?
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Any analysis you could conduct discreetly would be appreciated.
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This case has caused a furor for the following reasons.
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Simonton is well known in the community and local people believe him.
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He is backed by Judge Carter.
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Heineck flew up at the request of ATIC and interviewed Simonton.
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Other sightings in the area within a few days, two Air Force B-47s crashed in the area after
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reporting strange balls of fire.
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At first, we were saying that since the analysis was requested, we would do it, but we dissociated
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ourselves from the contactees and expressed strong skepticism due to the past record of similar
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cases.
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Then, AP, UPI, Newsweek, etc. started clamoring for information and the analysis report.
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Now we are saying that the incident is receiving attention all out of proportion to its importance,
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that our case rests on well-substantiated reports of an altogether different type,
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and that very likely we will have nothing further to say on the matter, even though we will accumulate
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information on the case as time permits.
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So this cake is being bounced around.
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It is being handed person-to-person, department-to-department.
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It is constantly with the mail carrier.
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But right now, we fast forward to the 8th of May, because now we have Carter's second letter
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to NICAP.
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This is from Frank W. Carter, the county judge at Eagle River in Wisconsin.
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And this is a letter to Major Donald E. Kehoe, director of NICAP in Washington.
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Dear Sir, regarding Joe Simonton sightings Tuesday, April 18, 1961.
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On Friday, April 21, 1961, I mailed you a letter in reference to an alleged sighting of a UFO
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here on the Joe Simonton property four miles west of Eagle River, Wisconsin, and also included
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therein one of the alleged pancakes that said Simonton claimed he received from three five-foot
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men or occupants of said space machine.
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I mailed it to you for analysis.
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I have had no acknowledgement of the contents as yet.
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The metropolitan newspapers all over the country in the Midwest, as well as TV stations,
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are stating definitely that you were returning the cake unanalyzed.
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Is this true?
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In one way, I wouldn't blame you because the publicity this case has aroused has made me
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tired of answering phones, letters, etc.
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One day, alone, I had six different metropolitan newspapers telephone me and take time answering
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their many questions.
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And TV stations have come here, as well as UFO fans, as well as writing from all over the
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world.
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One wrote Simonton today from Australia, and many of them do not even enclose a stamp.
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They expect Joe to drop everything and answer their many questions.
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They all wanted to know my personal opinion, and I replied, I am waiting for the jury to
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bring in their verdict.
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And then I would comment.
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Meaning, the report on the analysis.
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You and I have not believed in these so-called contact stories, and here was an opportunity to
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actually test one of them.
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Was this a hoax?
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Or was it legitimate?
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The analysis might have told the tale.
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Who knows?
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Hold the cake longer, and why not analyze it?
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Because you represent the NICAP as a national investigating committee.
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Do you really mean this?
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Or is this too a hoax?
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Here's a chance to investigate one specific alleged contact sighting with a real or alleged
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exhibit, other than a mere sighting.
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But if you do refuse to analyze it, then return same, and I'll send it to our University of
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Wisconsin for analysis.
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If analyzed, I shall remit my $5 and will be proud to renew member.
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But if not analyzed, then why should I renew?
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Oh, I see.
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So it seems like Frank Carter is a member, at least, or some type of subscriber to NICAP,
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and pays NICAP to, I guess, get information.
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I'm not entirely sure.
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But we can clearly hear the frustration in the tone by Judge Carter, and rightfully so.
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You know, Judge Carter sent it in confidence to NICAP.
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NICAP then sends it to, you know, the FDA, trying to wash their hands clean of this.
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We now have, on May 9th, the reply from NICAP to Judge Frank Carter.
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And it says here,
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Dear Judge Carter, thank you for your letter of May 7th regarding...
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Oh, May 7th.
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Okay, not May 8th.
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Regarding the claims of Mr. Joe Simonton, we did receive the cake, much to our surprise,
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without any advance notice that you had announced this to the press.
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Ever since, we too have been plagued by phone calls, and it has eaten into our valuable time
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so much that we were forced to make no further comment publicly.
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I should like to explain a few things to you with the understanding that this is a privileged communication for your private information only.
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In view of the past history of so-called contactee claims, and the subsequent exposure of many of them as frauds,
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we can only adopt a position of extreme skepticism in the present case.
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Mr. Simonton is telling the complete truth.
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It is unfortunate that he will suffer for the sins of previous contactee claimants.
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You have put us on the spot somewhat by announcing before consulting us that we would analyze the cake and announce the results publicly.
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In effect, it seems you expected that we would accept Mr. Simonton's story at face value and be willing to link ourselves publicly with it.
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Again, in view of the past history of such claims, this would make us appear uncritical indeed.
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We are engaged in very important liaison, and we do not propose to compromise this work for the sake of an unproven and, you must admit, fantastic-sounding claim.
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Accordingly, we do not wish to have any further publicity in connection with this claim unless strong supporting evidence is forthcoming.
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It is extremely doubtful that analysis of an apparently ordinary pancake would prove anything at all.
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To begin with, and to announce negative or neutral results would only make us look like fools for bothering with it in the first place.
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However, because we realize you are serious about your part in this case, we have arranged for an analysis by a competent chemist who said he would send a report to you in his own name.
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Again, I stress that this analysis is being done only as a favor to you by a private party at our request.
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We are very dubious of the whole affair, and when the analysis is made, we do not wish to be named in connection with it.
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One good reason for our attitude is the type of news reporting you quote as saying, we are returning the cake.
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I have been interviewed by several newsmen about this, and I stated only that we would have no further comment on it and would gather evidence as time permits, but that we intend to continue concentrating on well-substantiated sightings by scientists, pilots, and other trained observers.
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The ludicrous nature of the story is ready-made for ridicule and distortion.
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It is also a rather incredible story, and it sums up two claimants in such cases to substantiate their stories, not for us to disprove them.
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We have heard about the effects on the chickens.
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This is also something that we didn't talk about.
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We'll get into this in a second.
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We have heard about the effects on the chickens and would like to have any written reports by health agents, etc., which might help to shed light on the story.
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If these effects can be documented, it would go a long way toward showing that something strange did happen on April 18.
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If, in the long run, there is no substantiation of any kind, and it comes down to a choice of accepting Mr. Simonton at his word or remaining skeptical, we shall remain skeptical.
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Only the strongest kind of evidence could ever convince critical people that such an incident really happened, and we deal only in things that we think we can prove.
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I trust that this will clarify our position.
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If not, I would be glad to answer any questions you may have.
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Sincerely yours, Richard Hall of NICAP.
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Ah, the famous chicken story.
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Okay, so the plot thickens yet again.
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Because on Thursday, May 4th, the Milwaukee Sentinel,
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again, in the heat of everyone wanting to know what the heck is going on with these pancakes,
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while the Milwaukee Sentinel followed up with Joe Simonton in an interview and reported this.
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Chickens dead after saucer visit.
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Report.
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On May 3rd, Joe Simonton, the plumber and chicken raiser, who said he contacted a flying saucer on April 18th,
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said Wednesday that his chickens have been ill and several have died since the saucer's visit.
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And, Simonon asked Vias County Sheriff John Schroeder to notify the Air Force about the chickens' deaths.
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The sheriff called the Antigua radar station but was told that the officers there doubted that the chicken deaths would be investigated.
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Simonton reported the visit by a saucer, which he said hovered a foot off the ground in his yard four days after it happened.
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He said he filled a water jug for the three-man crew and they gave him some little cakes in return.
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The cakes were sent to NICAP, but Simonton himself seemed inclined to let the story die.
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He told a reporter that he received so many letters concerning the visitation that it will take a long time to answer all of them.
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One of those letters, he said, came from Australia.
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So, weirder yet, apparently, this craft ended up killing his chickens.
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This is getting really complicated, but essentially, Charles Maney, who was the guy at NICAP who was told that he should look into it,
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he was getting just absolutely bombarded by press, sent one to the FDA.
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I think the FDA then had it, did their tests.
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It was then sent to Richard Hall, the secretary at NICAP.
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Richard then, fed up with Judge Carter, sends it to Alexander Mabane, the chemist and head of CSI or Civilian Saucer Intelligence in New York.
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He says the following,
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Dear Lex, in view of the strains and frustrations here while we are fighting for survival,
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I am amazed at how restrained my letter to Judge Carter is.
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My true feelings are that he is a stupid Claude.
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And if his last, long, ranting letter is any indication of his reasoning ability,
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I wonder how many innocent people reside in Wisconsin jails.
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Grr.
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I am enclosing his letter and my reply.
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He wants the cake returned.
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So, if you want to wash your hands of the whole affair, please return it to him or to me.
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To date, we don't have one single bit of first-hand evidence on this case aside from the cake.
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Even the people who went to Eagle River to investigate for us are mad at us.
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And other Wisconsin members who have no conception of the situation here are raking us over the coals for not making a big issue out of it.
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Our investigators, quote-unquote, have never been heard from.
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Maybe they suffer the same fate as Simonton's chickens.
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I am losing all patience with otherwise sensible members who,
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one, try to tell us what we should do in touchy situations, while, two, having no inkling of our handicaps.
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Part of the reason for the above outburst is that we know Ray Palmer and Judge Carter are planning a double-barreled assault on NICAP, Ree Simonton, yada, yada, yada.
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So, there is clearly a lot of frustration back and forth through all these science departments, all these chemists,
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all these unofficial and official channels.
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People are passing around the pancake phones ringing off the hooks.
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Pancake pandemonium is upon us.
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Also on June 29, 1961, this is a letter to Judge Carter from Richard Hall of the secretary of NICAP,
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CC'd Lex Mbain here.
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And he goes,
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I'm sorry to be slow about answering your letter of a few weeks ago inquiring about the alleged extraterrestrial artifact,
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but other matters of more basic importance to us, chiefly a fight for survival of NICAP, have taken priority.
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Since you and a few other NICAP members in Wisconsin doubt our judgment and motives in this matter,
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I will make no further attempted explanation of our policy.
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However, your efforts and those of the other members, in effect,
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have been directed towards preventing us from carrying out our usual policy in the case of contactee claims.
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Ordinarily, we do try to investigate them to the best of our ability,
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quietly without publicity unless something definite is determined.
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And polemics on such claims serve no useful purpose and in fact do a great deal of harm
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since they detract attention from well-established factual evidence.
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Since you and the others will not let us conduct this investigation in our own way,
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I am forwarding copies of the current correspondence to the scientist who has the artifact with the request that he return it to you.
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In the event that he is in the midst of an analysis, he may want to retain a small portion.
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This was being done at his own expense and it would be unfair to him to have to stop in the middle of any tests.
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At any rate, you will be hearing either directly from him or from me again shortly in regard to returning the sample.
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In closing, I request that you reread my letter of May 9.
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I also repeat my request for additional documentary evidence from health officials
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in regard to reported effects on Mr. Simonton's chickens.
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Sincerely yours, Richard Hall.
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Okay.
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Needless to say that this didn't go over well with the judge because the judge then writes an angry letter to Major Donald E. Kehoe saying,
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Dear Major, I now write you definitely to send me the name and address of the chemist in New York City.
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I believe you wrote me that you turned the Simonton pancake over to for chemical analysis.
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I sent this to you April 22, 1961 and still have had no word from him.
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I do not even know his name or address.
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Yours, Judge Frank Carter.
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All this kerfuffa over a pastry.
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The food did get analyzed, folks, and it was analyzed on June 8th.
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So a month before.
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Nobody was sent any of that.
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But this is from the Health, Education, and Welfare of the FDA on June 8th.
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So the FDA.
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And this was sent to Colonel Philip C. Evans at Aerospace Technical Intelligence Center at Wright-Patterson Air Force.
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We have completed our examination of the material submitted with your letter of May 5th.
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Microscopic analysis shows the presence of fat, starch, buckwheat hulls, wheat bran, and cybeam hulls.
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The material appears to be a portion of an ordinary pancake made predominantly of buckwheat.
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So this was then sent to Wright-Patterson, where, by the way, folks, it currently lives.
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The funniest little artifact on display in that entire museum, but arguably, for me, possibly the most interesting.
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So not only do we have the FDA saying that this was normal.
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Now we have Alexander Mbain's final report of the pancake after sending it off for isotopic analysis.
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Literally reaching out to, like, nuclear physicists and all sorts of scientists.
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This guy spent his own money on this.
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As you can see here, this is a $180 bill just to get this tested.
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Mbain, obviously really intrigued by this pancake, wanted to know what the deal was.
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He says,
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These pancakes were an instance of something exceedingly rare.
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Tangible physical evidence from a UFO, produced by an apparently credible witness.
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Any significant difference that might be detected between them and ordinary terrestrial pancakes
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would constitute strong concrete evidence not only for the truth of Mr. Simonton's story,
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but also for the general proposition that some UFOs are vessels of extraterrestrial origin
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operated by beings differing little in appearance and metabolism from the Caucasian race of Homo sapiens.
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The importance of examining the space pancakes for such differences needs no underlining.
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One of the pancakes was given by Mr. Simonton to agents of the official UFO research project of the Air Force,
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the Air Technical Intelligence Command, ATIC.
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CSI has seen no written report on ATIC's findings, but in a telephone conversation,
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we were informed by Major Friend, the current head of the project, that the following tests were made.
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1. Immediate examination for radioactivity detected no difference from ordinary ground-level samples.
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The significance of this was that an object arriving from the upper atmosphere or above
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acquires such radioactivity as a result of its exposure to the cosmic rays.
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This negative evidence, however, carries little weight,
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since any space-traveling vehicle of a superior humanoid culture
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would presumably be shielded against radiation for the protection of its occupants.
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2. Emission spectronomy revealed the same pattern of inorganic chemical elements
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as in ordinary terrestrial food grains.
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This evidence is also inconclusive.
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Because of the circumstance that the UFO occupants were described as completely humanoid,
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though somewhat short and swarthy,
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they could pass for Italians,
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breathing our atmosphere and moving under our gravity without discomfort.
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The chemical makeup of such beings,
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and consequently also their food plants,
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would be expected to differ very little from our own.
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In particular,
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they could hardly be expected to utilize elements completely foreign
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to the corresponding terrestrial lifeforms.
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3. Microscopic examination by food technologists of the Department of Health
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revealed the presence of buckwheat hulls.
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This is a most significant finding because the use in pancakes of this particular seed,
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buckwheat is not a grain,
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in the usual sense,
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is a peculiarity of certain areas of human civilization
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which one could hardly expect to be duplicated by the inhabitants of another planet.
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All that mitigates the force of this evidence for an earthly origin of the pancakes
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is a question as to the uncertainty with which the buckwheat hulls were identified.
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Since we have seen no evidence on this point,
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it is still possible to suppose that the identification might have been an error.
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The second pancake was sent by Judge Carter to NICAP in Washington,
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who immediately sent it to one of their scientific advisors, Dr. Charles Maney,
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professor of physics at Defiance College in Ohio.
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However, since Dr. Maney could find no one able to undertake the examination,
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he returned the specimen to NICAP.
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It was then sent to CSI of New York,
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and he gets a letter back saying,
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Dear Mr. Mabane, I am enclosing a graph,
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which I hope will supply the graphic illustrations of the results of our analysis.
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As you can see, it by no means exemplifies the epitome of draftmanship.
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The values shown on the graph are fairly close to average values
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for environmental carbon during the indicated times.
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The actual value for an organism may vary a few percent
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depending upon the geographical location,
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sources of carbon, and various other factors.
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None of these should produce any radical variation.
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So basically, this is just a chart showing like the isotopic ratios all seems normal.
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Here, we now have a letter on August 17th
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to Mr. Donald Kehoe from Austin LaMarche.
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Austin LaMarche is a concerned citizen and friend of Joe Simonton,
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and he writes,
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Dear Mr. Kehoe, on May question mark of this year,
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a good friend of mine, Joe Simonton of Eagle River, Wisconsin,
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sent you a pancake taken from a flying saucer.
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There is every reason to believe that this pancake
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was given to Mr. Simonton for a good reason.
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This pancake was sent to you for analysis,
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and none has been given.
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Please answer at your earliest convenience, Austin LaMarche.
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Well, Austin gets a return from Richard Hall,
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the secretary of NICAP, saying,
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Dear Mr. LaMarche, in your reply to your recent letter,
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the current UFO investigator has a story on the pancake analysis.
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The news reports on this were badly distorted.
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We have never called Mr. Simonton a liar or anything of the sort.
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We simply do not have enough evidence to warrant making an issue out of such a sensational case.
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It would be helpful to us in our evaluation
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if you would give us more information about your friend, Mr. Simonton.
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This would be kept confidential if you so request it.
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And that is the end of the back and forth
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of this complete debauchery regarding this pancake.
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We're now going to transition into J. Allen Hynek's report of this,
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and that's how we're going to end this story.
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So this is the project record card.
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So for Project Blue Book, Joe Simonton, Eagle River, Wisconsin.
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A ground visual, April 18th.
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It says photos or physical specimen?
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No.
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And then in parentheses, it says pancake.
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And the conclusion is that the only explanation was that this was a hallucination.
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So in the summary here, it says the object shaped like two soup bowls together
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as a round saucer configuration, approximately 30 feet in diameter, 12 feet thick at the center,
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tapering to one foot at the rim.
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Brighter than chrome, exhaust pipe six to eight inches in diameter,
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spaced one feet apart around the rim.
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Landed and encountered with space people ensued.
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Object caused severe air turbulence when departing,
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sounded like snow tires on pavement.
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At high speed, only louder jet-like sound.
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Landed outside observer's window.
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The case received wide publicity through news media and saucer fans.
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Investigated by Air Force at scene.
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And in the opinion of the investigators, the eyewitness was found to be a balanced person of good mental health.
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Here's the report from J. Allen Hynek and his friend, Major Friend.
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Major Friend called me at approximately 10.45 a.m. April 26th to say that he had just been in touch with Judge Frank Carter at Eagle River
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and that the judge stated that he had sent some material to Donald Kehoe and NICAP.
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Major Friend felt it would be advisable to learn more what the actual situation was before NICAP built a big story out of this.
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In view of the fact that we had been strongly urging immediate capability on the part of the Air Force to investigate cases before they went sour,
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Hynek decided to fly up and investigate personally.
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He took with him Mr. Weller and Mr. Tumlin, a graduate student in astronomy at Northwestern University.
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A Bonanza single-engine plane was hired from the Palawaki airport.
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Takeoff at approximately 3.40 p.m.
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arrived at Eagle River at about 5.45, obtained taxi, went into town to make phone calls,
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contacted Mr. Bob Satrin, brother of the editor of the news review of Vias County,
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tried to contact Joe Simonton but couldn't get through, so he offered to take us to the farm or his chicken ranch about four miles outside of Route 1.
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Simonton was not present at our arrival, so we took the opportunity of taking pictures,
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while Satrin pointed out to us the alleged landing place where the spacecraft had landed.
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That was about 6.30 p.m.
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Weller rode with Simonton, said he was damn sick and tired of being pestered by newsmen,
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assured Weller that this whole thing was not a hoax or a joke.
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Wouldn't take two weeks out of his work to perpetrate a hoax, now would he?
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Weller reports that Simonton sounded sincere.
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So once and for all, here's a story of what he said happened as follows.
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At 11 a.m. on April 18th, he was having a late breakfast in his home.
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See picture.
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When he heard a noise, which he described as a car going around the curve in a great hurry,
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a screeching like that or something like a jet.
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He said it was actually like a jet.
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It was Judge Carter who stated that he had told him it sounded like a screeching motor car.
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The consensus seems to be that the sound it made while coming down was, in Simonton's words, like a jet.
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Apparently, he told Tumlin that on its way down, it sounded like knobby tires on wet pavement.
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He looked out the window and saw it descending a bright chromium-colored disc-shaped object,
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which he described as two soup bowls, one overturned on the other.
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Simonton stated he was not frightened by the apparition, but went out immediately because of his curiosity.
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When he got there, the hatch, or hatchway, was already open.
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Simonton stated that the hatchway operated something like the trunk of a car and that it hinged from
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on top and the lower lip would coincide with the equator of the ship.
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He stated that when closed, it was completely imperceptible,
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and that he would have sworn there was no possible opening there.
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The spaceship, as drawn by him, is enclosed.
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When he came out, an occupant of said vehicle was leaning out of the hatch
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and making motions with his hands, suggesting that he needed water or some other liquid.
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That is, he made drinking motions.
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Simonton was handed a thermos jug-like bottle, see drawing,
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which he says was quite unlike any other jug he'd ever seen here.
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A beautiful thing, he said.
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He took it to the basement where he has a pump and filled it with water,
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carried it out to the craft, and handed it up to the chap.
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In doing so, he had to get up on tiptoe to put one hand against the craft, he says,
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and effected the transfer of the jug.
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He described the interior as essentially black,
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and he said he saw three control panels,
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and noted that there were two other men inside.
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The men, he described, as extremely clean-shaven.
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He said very smooth-faced,
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but dark and short, about five feet, he estimates.
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He said they looked like Italians.
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Their dress was also black.
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A knitted jersey was as close as he could come to it.
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And he insisted that they had turtleneck sweater-type apparel.
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From his account, it seemed to me that it was more like the stereotype picture one gets
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of Italian sports car racers.
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All right?
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Or, at any rate, of the sporty set.
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There was no communication except by sign language between them.
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And as he backed away from the craft, he said he saw the interior dimly lighted.
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And it was extremely beautiful.
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He said he would love to have a room painted in the same way.
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He noticed that one of the men was apparently cooking something.
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And in his attempt to communicate by sign language,
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indicating that they now had water,
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he made motions with his mouth that they could now drink.
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But apparently, this sign language was misinterpreted,
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as indicating that he wanted some of the stuff they were cooking.
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And whereupon, they handed him three or four of these little pancake-like cakes.
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And as soon as the transfer was effected,
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the hatch swung down, closed, with a click.
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And he says that the thing was imperceptible.
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He could not tell where the hatch had been.
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And immediately, the craft, he stated, rose up like an elevator,
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without any apparent acceleration,
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except, of course, at the very beginning.
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And when it arrived at a height of about 20 feet,
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it tilted 45 degrees and took off toward the south,
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and it disappeared in a matter of seconds.
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Two seconds, as he stated.
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As it took off, there was a considerable blast from the rear,
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without smoke, however,
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which did shake his little pine tree severely,
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although it came back to normal shortly afterward.
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We examined the tree.
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There were some broken branches on it,
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but he stated that that was not caused by the ship,
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but had been caused by a snowplow some weeks previous.
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After we had taken a number of pictures,
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we went over numerous points with Simonton,
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and invited him to dinner and headed into town.
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In the meantime, renting a car from a garage,
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so that we could look up other people in the case.
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We had a rather lengthy dinner,
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in which I attempted to draw him out on various topics.
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People passed the table frequently,
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and he was greeted as though he was a very respected member of the community.
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I excused myself and went to the bar to strike up a conversation with the people there.
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And both in that encounter,
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and in many other casual conversations,
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it appeared that the town, by and large, believed him.
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Although, there were some rather voluble skeptics.
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I was advised to talk with his neighbor,
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a man named Remus,
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who I was told could tell me quite a bit about Joe.
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But since our time was extremely limited,
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I did not get to do this.
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Mr. Weller talked with Judge Carter,
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and experienced great difficulty in being admitted to the house.
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Apparently, the judge thought he was from the Air Force,
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and the Air Force appears to be strictly persona non grata
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among the flying saucer people around there.
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The judge admitted membership in NICAP,
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and in his library,
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had one long shelf devoted entirely to flying saucer books,
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and other shelves were devoted to topics
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which are generally regarded as lunatic fringe items.
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Though I myself do not necessarily regard them as such.
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I later had the opportunity to talk with the judge in Weller's presence,
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and by that time, the judge was quite voluble,
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and went into great detail as to his initial encounter with Simonton,
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and the types of questions he had asked Simonton.
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The judge posed as an initial skeptic,
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but it is apparent that in this questioning of Joe,
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he undoubtedly introduced many details into the story,
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which were later incorporated bodily by Simonton as gospel.
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As far as technical details,
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as regards propulsion systems, trajectories, and the like,
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it was futile to attempt to pursue the matter further.
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Simonton is an inherent plumber and chicken farmer.
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He lives alone.
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His wife works in Chicago,
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and apparently has been for the past two years.
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He would seem a fit subject if regarded by a psychologist.
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I believe as one to whom a mental aberration might occur.
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The judge stated, in fact,
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that he had first thought that Joe had become shack-happy,
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but that after sufficient questioning,
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he, the judge,
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had been convinced that the sighting was valid.
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In talking with Simonton,
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one did not get the impression
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that he was the Adamski type.
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This is reference to George Adamski,
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who also had multiple sightings during that time,
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but was considered to be,
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you know,
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someone who would greatly embellish his encounters.
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He answered questions directly,
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did not contradict himself,
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insisted on the fact being exactly as he stated,
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and he refused to accept embellishments or modifications.
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He stated that he was sure that he wouldn't believe him,
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but that he didn't care whether he was believed.
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He stated simply,
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this happened,
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and that was that.
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The duration of the entire episode was about five minutes.
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He stated also that at no time was he frightened,
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and at no time did the men appear in any way to threaten him.
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As they left,
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the man to whom he had handed the jug
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placed his hand on his forehead
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in a gesture of salute
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and appreciation,
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which gesture was returned by Simonton.
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The weather was clear,
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and the sun was shining brightly on the metallic.
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surface.
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As far as noise was concerned,
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he stated that there were continuous
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whining sound in the interior of the cabin,
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and that the takeoff did not involve
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any particular noise.
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Dr. Heineck then says that Mr. Simonton
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appears to be sincere
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and did not appear to be the perpetrator of a hoax,
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and that perhaps there is some type of mental condition
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or observation,
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but this should be in the hands of,
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in the realm of psychology.
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To conclude,
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as far as town reaction is concerned,
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it was evidently quite a high spot of conversation
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in the pre-tourist season.
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The town certainly has something to talk about,
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and the local bakery has a whitewashed sign on its window
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stating,
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Spaceship Cakes,
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and a local service station has a sign stating,
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Spaceships served here.
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It was established that Simonton is not a reader of books,
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and probably did not have any preconceived notions
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as to UFOs,
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except that we do not know what previous contact he had
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with the judge,
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and how much the judge may have told him
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of the Flying Saucer game.
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The judge did say that when he talked with Joe,
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who had asked for an appointment late in the evening,
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he had shown him numerous pictures of Flying Saucers
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in various books,
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but in each case,
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Joe said,
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No, it wasn't like that.
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It was like this,
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and so on.
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There is some connection between a soup taurine
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that the judge has in his home,
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and the jug that was supposedly handed down,
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at least insofar as the handles
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and general overall contours are concerned,
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although the drawing that Joe made of the jug
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does not, by any means,
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bear a one-to-one correspondence
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with the soup taurine.
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He's saying here that there is some semblance
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of his description,
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and, you know,
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what he might have had at the home,
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but that, yeah,
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there's no direct one-to-one correspondence.
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In view of the fact that it is not our practice
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to investigate cases in which there is only one observer,
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such cases are a priori,
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suspect of mental aberration.
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This case should not be given too much weight,
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and certainly one cannot expect
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any sort of definite solution.
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From the appearance of the man,
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his habits of life,
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and his evident loneliness,
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it would appear to me
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that the situation was ripe for suggestibility
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and mental aberration.
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The presence of the NICAP judge in the picture
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probably accounts in large part
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for the embellishment of the story
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and the publicity it has attained.
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It would be the advice and opinion
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of your consultant
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that the Air Force,
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in discussing this case,
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should hold fast to the advisability
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of the general custom
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of not considering seriously
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any citing or report
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from a single individual,
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and to state that this case
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was investigated solely
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because of its possible nuisance value,
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and because there will undoubtedly be
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an attempt made to jockey
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this incident into a full-fledged production.
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The judge already intends
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to have public meetings
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in which Joe will describe this thing
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and answer questions,
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and this of course means undoubtedly
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that there will be public lectures
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with paid admission.
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There seems to be some indication
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that since Eagle River is a tourist town,
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that Joe's place will be a tourist attraction
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this summer and the like.
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Simonton has already received many letters
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which he kindly allowed me to read.
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The general tenor was that
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he had been a very privileged individual
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to have had this experience
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and that he should
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be very careful of the Air Force
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in divulging any information
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or particularly
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of giving them any material evidence.
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He was warned that the Air Force
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would attempt to hush him up
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and that if he gave the Air Force
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any material evidence,
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he would never get it back.
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I was questioned a number of times
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on my feelings towards NICAP Major Kehoe,
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and I of course stated that I thought
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that NICAP was attempting
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to do a serious job
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and that they had a lot of interest
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and sincere members
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who were trying to do the best they could.
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In no case, of course,
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did I attempt to say anything
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that could later be turned against us,
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as are the unsympathetic
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towards the efforts of NICAP.
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Likewise, this holds for my two colleagues
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who did a very fine job in interrogation
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and without whom I could not have completed
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this little job in hours we had located.
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We left Eagle River about midnight
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or shortly thereafter
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and arrived back in Chicago
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at about 3 a.m.
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So to conclude,
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as we've read and we found out
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through the letter written by Judge Carter,
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he was a member of NICAP,
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a paying member of NICAP,
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so he did have some vested interest
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in this actually being a UFO,
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being someone not unlike myself,
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someone who's a fan of this stuff,
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who's got books about it,
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who wants it to be true.
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So there definitely is a bias there.
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But I do find it interesting
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because although this is a case
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where there was only one witness
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and we know that from previous documents
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that we've read
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that Project Blue Book
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doesn't deal with those type of things,
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there was another witness.
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There's a whole family
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who saw what seems to be
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the exact same craft.
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Plus, we have another witness
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that saw the same craft
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within the same hour.
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So just to follow up,
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Simonton did later print
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a four-page pamphlet
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called The Story of the Flying Saucer.
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And then in 1964,
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did a radio interview
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and he said,
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I haven't earned a penny
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from plumbing
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since the reporters started swarming.
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And if it happened again,
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I wouldn't tell anyone.
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I'll be honest,
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buckwheat pancakes
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aren't that delicious.
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They do taste a little stale,
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but they are good for you.
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It's funny to me that Joe
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didn't really like the taste
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of the pancakes,
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maybe because those pancakes
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might have been healthy
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and not filled with,
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you know, butter and syrup
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and the like.
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Yeah, there's so many
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fascinating parts of this case,
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even what they were wearing,
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these tiny men.
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They were seemingly wearing
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these skull caps
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and turtlenecks
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and cooking something,
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which means they eat,
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you know,
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which is all very, very strange.
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I don't know what to make of this.
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This case is also cited
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in Passport to Magonia
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by Jacques Vallée
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in that historically,
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fairy encounters
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often also see
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this exchange of food happen.
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Is the exchange of food
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some type of symbolic
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cooperation between two species,
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some type of peace offering?
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Or did they simply need water
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to power their craft
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and happen to be making snacks
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and offer him a few
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greasy hot pancakes?
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I don't know.
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But folks,
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that is one of the most
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fascinating tales,
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one of the most
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well-documented
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encounters
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with extraterrestrials
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and one of the rare times
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we actually have
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physical evidence
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that isn't an implant
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or a piece of hair.
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No, it's food
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and it rests
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by itself
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in a museum.
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All right, folks,
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I do appreciate you guys
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and here we go.
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A taste test.
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They are greasy
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with the ingredients
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that were used.
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There's a reason
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why they're greasy,
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but yeah,
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the aftertaste,
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I can understand
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how he would say cardboard.
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Watch it down
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with some coffee.
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Honestly,
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not bad.
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I think Joe
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was probably exaggerating
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with how bad they taste.
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They don't taste that bad.
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I feel like if you just
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eat a pancake
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without butter or syrup,
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it's not going to taste
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super flavorful anyways.
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Definitely tastes
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a little different
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than flour.
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Honestly,
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that's something
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I would have.
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Throw some maple syrup
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on there,
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maybe some butter.
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Not bad.
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Peace and love.
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