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No, no, no! The files, they're coming!
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Get away from me! Stay back!
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This can't be happening! Help!
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You used the discombobulator.
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I cannot talk about the discombobulator.
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That's highly classified, Benny.
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It's my job to ask this question.
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You're gonna release all the UFO files?
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We're working on it. It's funny.
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When I came in, I was obsessed with the UFO files.
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And then you start getting really busy
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worrying about the economy and national security
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and things like that.
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But I've still got three more years as vice president.
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I will get to the bottom of the UFO files.
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Have you peaked? Have you done a peek?
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Have you done a peek?
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The full Independence Day?
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I have not been able to spend enough time on this
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to really understand it.
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But I am going to. Trust me.
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I'm obsessed with this.
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I've already had a couple of times where I'm like,
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all right, we're going to Area 51.
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We're going out to New Mexico.
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We're going to sort of get to the bottom of this.
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And then the timing of the trip just didn't work out.
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But trust me, anybody who's curious about this,
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I'm more curious than anybody.
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And I've got three years of the very tippy top
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of the classification.
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I'm going to get to the bottom of it.
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Okay. So you haven't been to Area 51 yet.
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Some people say they keep the UFOs in Ohio.
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Hangar 18. Hangar 18.
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I've heard that as well.
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I haven't looked into it yet.
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Okay. All right. All right.
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Well, we're waiting for it.
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I don't think they're aliens.
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I think they're demons anyway,
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but that's a longer discussion.
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Well, I can't let you go without a follow-up on that.
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Because Barack Obama is on this podcast
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and he goes, yeah, aliens are real,
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but like, here's where they're not.
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And, you know, that's what I...
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And so Obama says, yes, aliens are...
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He gets asked point blank,
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And he goes, but they're not at Area 51.
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Well, where are they, bro?
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Well, that's what he says.
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Right. That's a great question.
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I need to see this podcast.
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I need to see this podcast.
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And he said he's going to be classified.
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So you think they're demons?
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Well, look, I think that celestial beings
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who do weird things to people,
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I think that the desire to describe everything celestial,
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everything is otherworldly,
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to describe it as aliens.
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I mean, every great world religion,
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including Christianity,
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the one that I believe in,
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has understood that there are weird things out there.
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And there are things that are very difficult to explain.
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when I hear about sort of extra natural phenomenon,
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that's where I go to,
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is the Christian understanding that,
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you know, there's a lot of good out there,
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but there's also some evil out there.
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And I think that one of the devil's great tricks
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is to convince people he never existed.
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I've been given the rap, but here we go.
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I can't let you go without one final question.
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I'm not going to ask you about running in 2028.
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I've heard the answer a million times,
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but I will ask you this,
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since we started on fraud
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and since it's going to come back to it.
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If perhaps, hypothetically,
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there was a 2028 run,
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would you rather run against Gavin Newsom,
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Kamala Harris, or AOC?
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You just asked the question.
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You just asked it in a different way to try to trick me.
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I'm not nearly as easy to trick,
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but look, I'll say this about the Democrats.
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They don't seem to have a very strong bench,
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and I'm not too worried about any of these people
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as political candidates.
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I am worried about them as potential presidents
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because they're all in their own way nightmares.
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The thing that I continue to find very interesting
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about the modern Democratic Party
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they say that they stand for working people,
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and on the other hand,
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they support the importation of millions and millions of people
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who undercut the wages of working people,
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who take away housing and health care from working people,
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who stretch the social fabric that normal Americans depend on.
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And I just think until the Democrat Party
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wakes up to the fact that,
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I mean, Cesar Chavez,
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the old, like, socialist union organizer
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who hated illegal immigration recognized this,
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that you cannot stand for working people in mass immigration.
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You have to choose one.
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Until the Democrats make a smart choice,
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I'm not worried about who they nominate,
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but God forbid any one of those people ever became president
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because then we would have what Biden did to this country on steroids.
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And now Jimmy Kimmel's making fun of plumbers.
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Mark Wayne Mullen upstairs.
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He said Mark Wayne Mullen's a plumber.
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He shouldn't be in charge of our security.
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You'll be shocked to find out
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that I don't watch Jimmy Kimmel on the regular.
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I deal with enough annoying people as it is.
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